Wednesday, October 3, 2007

In the interests of cross-speciesism

Woof, woof, woof te kana, woof woof.

I can tell you about this species called humans. I can tell it in my language, perhaps they will understand, perhaps not. But I know YOU will.

Tail wag, tail wag - welcome.
Dance-woof-woof - walk.
Bark-woof - sausage - dribble dribble.
Tertiary education - snore, snore.
Pant, pant smile - treats
Grrrrr, growl - Blobs
Huh, Huh, Huh - meat, quick
Cringe, hide - bath - Ugh!

Simple folk these humans - what more do you need to know!

Signed: High Princess Mordomenia (commonly known as Daisy)

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